As
if everyone should not have one of these. The therapeutic value
alone more than compensates for the strain of its creation. So
cheers fuckers.....
A
laundry list of people, organizations, things, and ideas that
I hate:
Updated
12/04/02
The
PATRIOT ACT
This joke of a piece of legislation is anything
but patriotic. Calling it such is roughly akin to calling Osama
Bin Laden benevolent and mild mannered. There are a variety of
sites online that do more justice to trashing this Act than I
can hope to accomplish here, but suffice to say it will inevitably
be found as unconstitutional as the Alien and Sedition Acts of
years past. A huge disgrace from our federal leviathan.
Idiots and their associated lawsuits
God Dam is America fuill of 'em or what?
Whaaaaaa... I ate a hamburger and now I'm fat. How was I supposed
to know? Whaaaaaa... I didn't realize that I suck at sports and
now I'm suing because I got hit by a line drive, didn't win the
MVP, or was cut from my high school team. Boo
hooo.... I am so incompetent that when my website got dropped
from Google for screwing with their system I decided to sue them....
Fucking lot of morons who sue for the most inconceivable of reasons.
I'm just waiting for someone to take a shit and sue a broccoli
farmer somewhere because it smells unpleasant thus causing "severe
emotional and psychological distress." Get load of info on
the frivolity of some of these dopes at Overlawyered.com. (And
all of the cases above are real -- save the broccoli -- for now.)
Fritz Hollings
Another dipshit senator along the lines
of DiFi. This moron has proposed inane legislation to force computer
companies etc... to bow to the wishes of hollywood. His CBDTPA
is garbage and rapes consumers to protect the money whores of
the entertainment industry. Anyway, I have no time to discuss
the whole of this legislation, but check it out on Poli-Tech
or elsewhere for insight.
Nissan
Motors
Another asshole company with big lawyers
has decided to sue a small computer corporation. The owner of
the computer company registered Nissan.com years ago for his business
(his name is Uzi Nissan) and has been using the domain since.
But now Nissan Motor Co. is suing for infringement and is demanding
10 million. What a bunch of fuck heads. Fuck Nissan. Get more
details here
1.
The Motion Picture Association of America
Fuck these morons and especially Jack Valenti.
I'd love to launch into a diatribe about their sue happy nature
but I have no time at present. I will elaborate later. Check 2600.com
for details.
2.
Ford Motor Company
Sadly, I own stock in this bullshit company.
As a personal recusal I bought it before I was fully aware of
their idiocy. They like to launch lawsuits against indivduals
without making any attempt at a simpleresolution to problems.
The brilliant Ford lawyers sued a little girl who put together
JaguarCenter.com because she likes the animal. But since Ford
owns the Jaguar line of cars, her site had to go. They sued several
other Jaguar sites as well, all of which had to do with the cat
and not the car. You can read more about why Ford is a bunch of
fucks here: fordreallysucks.com
3.
Recording Industry Association of America
Another group of sue happy fucks. Why adapt
and actually deliver things that the consumer may want. Just sue
everyone. Threaten Princeton Professors, decry what bullshit fair
use is, argue that you have every right to add encryption techniques
to CDs so that individuals that buy them cannot turn them into
MP3s to listen to. Even better, propose an electronic delibery
system that lets consumers "RENT" music. When they stop
paying the monthly charge the music stops working. Are you fucks
kidding me? Jesus, get a fucking clue. Sell music at a reasonable
price online and quit raping everyone. You dumb shits already
admitted to inflattionary pricing and artificial manipulation
of the market in the 80s so why can't you stop trying to rob us?
Maybe you assholes can figure out a way to sue every american
who watches MTV as well. Because you know, we might tape that
shit on video then make bootlegs to sell to our friends, and then
we'd all copy it and never buy CDs again. You people are beyond
comprehension. It will be a great day when the musci companies
crumble in the early 2020s. You have no more control of distribution
and all music will be readily available to consumers in a truly
free capitalistic marketplace. So one big Fuck You to each of
you money hungry whores...
4.
Breeders
You know these jack-asses. You friends who
live for no reason other than to procreate. Those who would have
you believe that the highest possible existence for man can be
summed up in the gift of children. Hmmmm, well I like kids....
but I don't want them yet. I may never want them. And in addition,
I don't want to hear about how wrong my lifestyle is because I
haven't "grown up" yet and come to the same conclusion
as these assholes. Go fuck some more, babymaker. Base your existence
on the fact that you hate yourself and you want to make new little
friends who love you unconditionally. Be selfish, breed again
and again. Then bitch at the rest of us because of how hard it
is to raise children in society today. Well then genius, don't
fuck. Real simple equation: NO FUCK = NO KIDS. You made 'em, you
raise 'em. I still happen to like drinking, and boating, and working
on my truck, and generally acting like an ass. With kids I would
actually have to be responsible. And I think it is quite responsible
to realize that I am not responsible right now. So fuck you, and
your oversized SUV, and your condescending looks as I still enjoy
my life irresponsibly.
5.
Check Writers
Wake up GrandMa. get a check card and stop
wasting my time. A damn check for $4.83 worth of groceries? You're
kidding right? Here, I'll pay cash for your shit. Just get out
of my way. How can you not evolve? Why are you so technologically
inept? Pop your head out of your ass and hit the bank before rolling
to the store. Checks have no reason to exist in everyday society.
Simple maxim for this one folks: Checks are only acceptable when
accompanied with a bill, then stuffed into an envelope, then stamped,
and finally mailed. Anyone who uses a check in a retail setting
should be sent to West Virginia to breed with their relatives
thus ensuring their eventual extinction.
6.
Idiots
Seriously folks, just read. I mean Christ,
I'm not the brightest guy in the world, but at least I don't eat
the shit that I'm fed by the popular media everyday. Look beyond
your little safe world. Check out Free-Market.net, for news about
the continual erosion of our civil liberties. Stop believing that
all corporations and authorities are just and moral. And please,
if you argue sports with me realize the fact that the ACC is a
weak football conference.
7.
Fake Tits
Why do you do this to yourselves? Stop desecrating
your body. It is beautiful as it is. If any dolt of a guy actually
likes fake tits he's so much of a knuckle-dragging ape he should
probably be shot (It is a mercy killing.). Honestly, fake tits
suck! I cannot emphasize how much I despise fakies and the dumb
superficial people who would ruin their bodies by making themselves
into a cartoon character. Unless you have had breast cancer or
so degenerative a disease whereby you actually need these things
stop being such fucks. Fake tits are the ultimate in self hatred.
You indicate your inability to love yourself, you declare your
conformity and lack of all independent thought, and further toss
yourself out as someone not to be taken seriously as you will
acquiesce to whatever you perceive that society expects or wants
from you. Stop trying to fit in or be what you think people want.
People hate fucking posers and cheeseballs. Be you. You're fucking
beautiful. Hard crunchy cantaloupe like tits are not good.
8.
Plastic Surgery
Ditto. Again, an exception to those who
have been grossly disfigured or generally fucked up by an accident,
illness, etc.....
9.
Lazy Motherfuckers
Get off your ass kids. Stop whining about
not making enough cash. Do something about it. I couldn't even
set-up my own PC when I was in college. I had no knowledge of
anything outside of MS Word. I read. I learned HTML. And a whole
host of other shit. I parlayed that into a better job and now
free-lance web-design and marketing. Learn to deal. Budget your
time and teach yourself something. Stop bitching. You only have
yourself to blame for your failures.
10.
Lazy Motherfuckers continued...
That
means you fat ass. Why are you so fucking fat? Do you hate yourself
that much. Do you have no self control? Stop eating Doritos. Get
off your couch. Get a dog and walk it. And for god sakes, stop
wearing spandex, tube tops, unbuttoned shirts, or Speedos. If
you are fat, obese, or just generally out of shape, do something
about it. Drink more water. Exercise. Stop smoking. Fucking learn
to appreciate yourself.
