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~ Fuck SPAM and the Morons Who Send It~
8/5/01

Im sick of dickheads who have neither the brains nor the common courtesy to take my name out of the "To" line on their SPAM. And further, these fucks will leave you no way to Opt-Out.... and no valid return email address. Fuck you all.

Fuck Spam. I hate bullshit in my inbox. I hate it more when the asshole who sends it is not intelligent enough to at least remove my address from the "TO" line. These fucking morons expose my address to every other idiot who receives the email thus insuring I'll receive more garbage.

Due to the fact that I hate stupid people. And I hate stupid people who bother me even more, I will be posting the telephone numbers and other identifying information left in the SPAMs I receive on this page.

It is my sincere hope that if you stumble across this page you will take a moment to call the numbers listed below and leave them a message. I find it particularly interesting to call one number and leave them a different number from the list to call back. That way these fucks can spend their time and resources calling one another and not composing emails that clog my inbox and ignore all standards of common business ethics and good sense.

Anyway, enough of the diatribe...

Phone numbers from SPAM I have personally received:

University Diplomas
1-412-291-1515
1-312-577-1677
1-917-591-3001
1-602-798-7690
1-214-853-4357
1-770-234-5204

Supplements and Vitamins
1-817-236-1061
1-309-210-3886 (Fax)

Sweepstakes
(These jokers actually pose as a legit business contact and got me to call the first time.)

1-800-370-2997
1-650-232-1000
1-650-232-1020 (fax.)

 

 

 

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